Monday, December 29, 2008

D&D Great Lake Swimmers Lars Man Headache Holla Fest Fun Fort Whoa Pookie

Hey ladies and mens!

It's me, Sara.

Today I played D&D for the first time and it made me really happy.
I made a character who would be my best friend in the whole world if he existed, which he does. His name is Lars Redbeard The Hippie Viking Who Wears Golden Boots. He has a great big red beard that surrounds his head like a big beard is wont to do. He wears tye-dye footie pajammmz, and is a little bit chubs in the belly from eating so many woodland berries (actually he probably eats biscuits). He wears very nice golden boots that give off rays of awesome, and he also wears a little viking helmet atop his handsome head. He has two scimitars (+1) named Queen Bitch and Bobo, which he flies into rages with. He is mostly Druid (dirty hippie) but also partly Barbarian, so occasionally he gets really mad and fights people and turns into a bear. He is very shy and awkward, and usually apologizes after decimating people. He lives in a cave in the forest, and has a tree fort which is filled with persian rugs and silk pillows. He makes tea, brews, and serves it to guests in his fort. Lars also has a wolf who is currently nameless and very small. Said wolf rides around in a backpack on Lars' back, menacingly. Lars' best friend (besides me) is Moses Hogmuffin (Ruth), a very handsome young wizard who wears a multitude of sweaters and has a toad named Gran, who is very nice. Moses likes to ride in the backpack with nameless wolf because he is so little.

In other news, I am listening to Great Lake Swimmers (thank you Molly) and it makes me very happy in the brains.

Oh wait! More news! I have a headache. Oh wait, also I got some new shoes, but not the neon ones yet, those are still in the mail. These shoes are very nice ones that look like loafer things and only weigh .0004 ounces. It's pretty nice.

Also, Holla!

Also, I had a fort day the other day and it was really rather delicious!!!! Even though not all of you have the blog type things, I love you very much thank you for the snuggs and I'm glad I beat you in Star Wars Monopoly.

Hope all you fellers and ladies are having a really rather lovely winter break.


P.S. To be expected soonish hopefully would be drawings of Lars and Moses doing all sorts of lovely things.
P.P.S. I love you Ruth! Also, I miss you Gage!


Marissa Lundin said...

OOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Yay! If you can somehow find it, there is a movie from the 80s called "Erik the Viking!" I actually have never seen it, but my brother tells me it is awesome. Think Lars Redbeard meets Princess Bride! Godspeed!

Ruth said...

PS: Your blog is looking most delicious today!

Tookie Clothespin said...

ummm hiii my name isnt gage its karen... so it should read i miss you karen. =]

i miss you baby girl glad to hear youre having such a splendid time at home! =]

Elsa said...

SARA!! this is an emergency. i don't know how to follow your blog, and if i was following your blog, i would know when you are writing about dungeons and dragons which i desperately want to play. if you do not provide me with instructions on how i may follow your blog, i will inject you with naseptiv which i hear is quite painful. naseptiv is my confirmation word, so that is an empty threat. please do not be afraid. sincerely, jeremy crunkbaby